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I received a call from Total Gym today at 7:35 AM. Is this a sign that Chuck Norris has his eyes on me?
I was having sweet dreams that I was listening Hum Hallelujah by Fall Out Boy, until I realized that it wasn't a dream and that Hum Hallelujah is my ringtone and someone was calling. I did not recognize the # but I picked up. It was a girl calling from Total Gym about "the order that I placed" and saying something about Chuck Norris (I was half asleep and couldn't understand her well except for the Chuck Norris part).
Politely, I told her I haven't placed any order and I asked her to say HI to Chuck Norris from me, and then I hung up and went back to sleep just to dream that Chuck Norris was totally roundhouse kicking me.
Is he pissed off? 
....Religiously speaking of course!
I bet he was going to give you a free one since you are his biggest fan. Tell them to have Chuck call you next time, not some girl.
(((((((((princess)))))))))))))